@TheOnion be honest: that whole article was written solely because someone wanted to whip out the word "flensing."
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@TheOnion Check out your facts - research now says that low fat foods don't create fat loss but fat gain.#weightloss http://goo.gl/kFya7Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awesome. You can't find this kind of guidance anywhere else. I'll start hacking after my cheesecake.
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@TheOnion or......adopt a great white?.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This sounds way easier than diet and exercise, I also heard meth addiction works great too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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