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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jun 2013

    Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emailshttp://onion.com/10pV6h1 

    1:41 PM - 28 Jun 2013
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    26 replies 304 retweets 110 likes
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      2. Patricia‏ @pzavos 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @billtabrizi RT “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ”

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Ruben Raul‏ @ruben_market 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 

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      1. clare moore-bridger‏ @clarehinkley 29 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ”

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      1. kybecca‏ @kybecca 28 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ” Ouch!

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      1. Claude Schmincke‏ @GamerPatrician 28 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ” Well. I'm screwed...

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      1. Marko Crnkovič‏ @crnkovic 28 Jun 2013
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        Sam res! RT @TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 

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      1. Ashli O'Connell‏ @ashlio 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch. RT: “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ”

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      1. Michael Jan Friedman‏ @FriedmanMJ 28 Jun 2013
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        I had enough trouble getting people to write back to me as it was. Now this... @TheOnion

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      1. Maxfield Victor‏ @MaxfieldVictor 28 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ” texting tho?

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      2. Gerry Cohen‏ @gercohen 28 Jun 2013
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        @smalljones exempt RT @TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 

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      3. Paul Jones‏ @smalljones 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @gercohen

        #Noemail Via @gercohen RT @TheOnion Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 

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      1. Working Dad‏ @ThornbyK 28 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @JimmySneaks ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY? HA

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      2. Corey Mullane‏ @alphajaguar5 28 Jun 2013
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        So that's my problem...“@TheOnion: Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails http://onion.com/10pV6h1 ”

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      3. Jason Small‏ @jason_small 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @alphajaguar5

        @alphajaguar5 this article explains so much.

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      4. Corey Mullane‏ @alphajaguar5 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @jason_small

        @jason_small And yet it leaves so little hope...

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