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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jun 2013

    Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Musichttp://onion.com/14y6OFx 

    8:30 PM - 27 Jun 2013
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    75 replies 1,207 retweets 409 likes
      1. I tweet way too much  🤷🏽‍♀️‏ @arieella_ 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMFAO!!! RT “@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ”

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      2. Emma  ⚒‏ @happyem 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ” cc @hannahrose_3 LOL

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      2. INaRRêTaBLE‏ @PhdPunjabi 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @kerrilynn053086

        @kerrilynn053086 What comes around goes around. Stay strong mista shady....lol@TheOnion @Eminem

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      1. Jon Froehlich‏ @jonfroehlich 28 Jun 2013
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        Haha, awesome. RT @TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Musichttp://onion.com/14y6OFx 

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      1. Brad Tapolcsanyi‏ @bradtapo 28 Jun 2013
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        This headline cracked me up. RT @TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Musichttp://onion.com/14y6OFx 

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      1. Clark Roda‏ @helloimclark 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ” 😂

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      1. Brok1234567‏ @brokbird 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ” might be their best article yet

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      1. Meredith Grey‏ @NeredithMewton 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ” 😂😂 omg im dying rn

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      2. Emily‏ @shady_records_ 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wtf?? "@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx "

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      3. Harim.‏ @shadyforlife_1 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shady_records_

        @shady_records_ What the... Is this even real!? :l

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      4. Emily‏ @shady_records_ 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shadyforlife_1

        @shadyforlife_1 I don't know, doesn't seem real for me...well I don't believe.

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      5. Harim.‏ @shadyforlife_1 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shady_records_

        @shady_records_ It ain't real! I googled Eminem as to see if there is any mention of all this but nope

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      6. Emily‏ @shady_records_ 28 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shadyforlife_1

        @shadyforlife_1 that's what I thought, cause it doesn't seem like Em really said this it's not his talking style

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      1. Ayu Karmasiwi‏ @ayunanpaud 12 Jul 2013
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        hahaha“@TheOnion: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music http://onion.com/14y6OFx ”

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      1. Ashley‏ @AshleyRHelms 2 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @JasonChirevas I remember when he was still rapping about his daughter being a little girl #I'mold

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      1. Bastion‏ @thatkidbastion 30 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion karma

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