@TheOnion Okay okay okay! We're not sure of the guilt of ALL the executed. But you have to break some eggs to make an omelet, right?
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Texas: where "close enough" wins in horseshoes + criminal justice“
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I think this is pretty spot on “
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@TheOnion Not sure to laugh or cry at that headline. Wonder how many don't get it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're writers are amazing! Thanks for keeping us all sane! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This month...“
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Humor has been dark today but pointed... “
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@TheOnion New Reality show for teenage girls..Leave It To Bieber.#JustinBieberThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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