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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jun 2013

    God Proud Of Cockroacheshttp://onion.com/14y6oz0 

    6:46 PM - 27 Jun 2013
    • 116 Retweets
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    • Joel Reamer Brian Goff some dude named todd Hunter Johnson Umberto Ectoplasm George Bray Some Guy Melissa B Green gloctoberfest
    19 replies 116 retweets 57 likes
      1. Tyler Morrison‏ @tymo77 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ” @CockRoatch

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      1. Shana‏ @Merginoch 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion IT'S VISIBLY NOT VISIBILITY ONION I EXPECTED MORE THIS IS WHY THE COCKROACHES ARE WINNING

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      1. Dio‏ @ProtagonistLost 27 Jun 2013
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        He still childish for giving them wings RT “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ”

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      2. Brett LoGiurato‏Verified account @BrettLoGiurato 27 Jun 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 

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      3. Pamela Engel‏Verified account @PamEngel12 27 Jun 2013
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        @BrettLoGiurato @TheOnion omg I literally JUST found a dead cockroach in my apartment and cannot currently appreciate that satire

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      4. Brett LoGiurato‏Verified account @BrettLoGiurato 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @PamEngel12

        @PamEngel12 #toosoon

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      1. Mary Waugh‏ @KayakoMaryW 28 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ” 😮

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      1. Sister Julia Walsh‏ @juliafspa 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @emckenziefspa :)

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      1. Gunfighter Nation‏ @gunfghtrnation 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ”

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      1. Erick Hall‏ @Lumberslave 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. jamie ray‏ @jamieraybaby 27 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ” CRAZY LOL

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      2. Msy‏ @missyMSYmissy 27 Jun 2013
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        @JessJonesPhotos Uh Oh. “@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ”

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      3. Jess Jones‏ @JessJonesPhotos 27 Jun 2013
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        @DerrMissy @TheOnion Noooooo! There's no hope for earth.

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      2. Frozen Tropics‏ @FrozenTropics 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion Related: God Wastes Entire Morning Playing Plague, Inc. on ipad.

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      3. Plague Inc.‏ @NdemicCreations 28 Jun 2013
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        @FrozenTropics @TheOnion Hah, indeed

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      1. Cheryl gogettr‏ @GogettrCheryl 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion look like some of the people I just came out of a meeting with, squashhhh

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      1. Rhonda Maltery‏ @Wavingblank 27 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion My cockroach got an A+ on his report card, i'm more proud of my cockroach than God is proud of his

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      1.  🤐‏ @ArrinArrinArrin 27 Jun 2013
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        😂“@TheOnion: God Proud Of Cockroaches http://onion.com/14y6oz0 ”

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