Pro life! “@TheOnion: US Dep Attorney Gen: "Texas leads states with 500 total executions, 393 of whom were guilty." http://onion.com/1aRbz21 ”
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@quefaistu good thing most lawmakers in 2nd largest US state arent completely disconnected from reality#ohwait
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@TheOnion@SergioFelperin Awesome! Much better percentage than Lebron James shooting free throw in his whole career.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Go Texas RT
@TheOnion: U.S. DA General:Texas leads all states with its 500 total executions, 393 of whom were guilty. http://onion.com/1aRbz21Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There are as many as a million children, NONE OF WHOM WERE GUILTY, aborted annually nationwide.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, 3 outta 4 ain't bad.#DeathPenalty#TexasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Go Texas, that's a 78.6% success rate! Or, for every 100 people executed, over 21 were not guilty!#Sabotaged by out-dated lawsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're dark people. Keep it up.#onionLoveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not a bad percentage. -
@Sharkmaga@TheOnion Says the guy who's never been falsely accused and put to death...#MatterOfPerspective
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