“@TheOnion: "It’s our 500th execution, too, so it’s going to be a real celebration!" http://onion.com/1aOHlwu ” #philistines #news
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The US is messed up “
@TheOnion: "It’s our 500th execution, too, so it’s going to be a real celebration!" http://onion.com/1aOHlwu ” -
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@TheOnion We must descend on Austin again making TEXAS the ICON of politically motivated stupidity & insensitivity to women. Vote GOP out!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I reckon plugging in some fairy lights.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 500th and a Woman…that's got to be worth triple points.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So thought provoking!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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