@TheOnion : Thank God. Now my brain will be able to float in case of Tsunami.
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"Important: "Water wings" flotation devices should be placed around a child's arms, never his or her ankles." -
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See. Water weight is good!
@TheOnion: Your body is 70% water, so don't worry: Even if you were to drown, only 30% of you would dieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your body is 70% water, so don't worry: Even if you were to drown, only 30% of you would die: http://onion.com/17fRPT8 ”#campccjThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your body is 70% water, so don't worry: Even if you were to drown, only 30% of you would die."//good one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now I'm not so worried about drowning to death, wew! What about burning to death?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This changes everything. RT
@TheOnion: Your body is 70% water, so don't worry: Even if you were to drown, only 30% of you would die |Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i'm setting myself on fire now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Agree!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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