@TheOnion There's always cry.
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@TheOnion Yes, it is against the Constitution for someone so young to be President, but then again, the Big C is not being followed anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ” so funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ” my fave: maybe a new haircut?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion " Apologize to the 254 Americans who actually had a problem with what he did", hilarious XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ” oh onion, you slay meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ”#MadRespectThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ” join mars one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hide in the backyard boat of a NON-SMOKER.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These Are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xJAB1 ” this is genius#Snowden#nsaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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