Via @TheOnion: Flee to a nation with widespread hostility to the U.S., such as the U.S.; options for Edward Snowden: http://onion.com/16xH7Xl
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@TheOnion does a straight piece on an unbelievable story -#Snowden: http://onion.com/16xH7Xl ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perhaps Snowden would wear this shirt on his next first date http://www.teespring.com/nsareads ?#teespring#chilloutNSAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion!!! BREAKING: EDWARD SNOWDEN REPORTEDLY SICK OF CINNABON, SBARRO. DEVELOPING.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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