@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane lmao!
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@TheOnion I wonder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane, I'm convinced Snowden is on a Quest to destroy "The Ring" to save the Shire, aided by Wiki-Gandalf.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ” hide in a backyard boat, maybe?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I laughed. Out loud. In an empty parking lot. “
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Hahahaha! @davipres “
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ” I like the cackle and hall of mirrors optionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane this is not an exhaustive list of options. Hang fire for the Scottish referendum...we might take you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ” I'd go with getting a new haircut.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ”

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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ” - Brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ”@WVUNatalieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: These are Edward Snowden’s Current Options http://onion.com/16xGywH ”@RealRodey@HaleyJanas -
@RJ_Rodebaugh@TheOnion@RealRodey wait, what's wrong with his hair?
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@TheOnion Set everything right by returning leaked NSA secrets to their original owners. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Half-truths RT
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