@TheOnion @WDWentHost seriously laughed SO hard I cried 






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@TheOnion But I still love him so.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Johnny Depp Now Unable To Walk Unless Whimsically Teeter-Tottering Across Rolling Log, Wobbly Plank, Or Swaying Beam" True dat!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Johnny Depp Now Unable To Walk Unless Whimsically Teeter-Tottering Across Rolling Log, ...... http://onion.com/11JdC1bThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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