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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jun 2013

    World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News:http://onion.com/17vXEPO 

    9:35 AM - 23 Jun 2013
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    12 replies 230 retweets 91 likes
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      2. Voting Against my Own Interests‏ @mr_oberts 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News: http://onion.com/17vXEPO ”//cc: @courtney_santo

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Courtney Miller Santo‏ @courtney_santo 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @mr_oberts

        @mr_oberts @TheOnion brilliance

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      4. Voting Against my Own Interests‏ @mr_oberts 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @courtney_santo

        @courtney_santo @TheOnion I thought you might like that.

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      1. Michael Hanisco‏ @michaelhanisco 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@susantorres35 @andrewmhickey RT @TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News:http://onion.com/17vXEPO 

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      1. dank chudly‏ @neuronsparker 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I posit that there is a serial killer out there who only kills the world's oldest person. How else does one explain the pattern?

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      1. Jiim Tong‏ @miijj 23 Jun 2013
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        Yea that's sad): RT @TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News:http://onion.com/17vXEPO 

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      1. Jackie‏ @anyoneforlunch 23 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm still here...

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      1. Old Age Problems‏ @OldAgeProblems 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News: http://onion.com/17vXEPO ” #oldageproblems

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      1. Steve C.‏ @Stephenc202 23 Jun 2013
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        I've pointed this out. #smart #oldpeople “@TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News: http://onion.com/17vXEPO ”

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      1. duchampcaged‏ @duchampcaged 23 Jun 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News:http://onion.com/17vXEPO 

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      1. Matt Weverink‏ @Matt_Weverink 23 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Healthcare News: http://onion.com/17vXEPO ” Hilarious headline. Love the onion

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      1. Derrick Dodgson‏ @DerrickDodgson 23 Jun 2013
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        @gregbavington Did I not make this joke yesterday? RT @TheOnion World's Oldest Person Keeps Dying | More Health News:http://onion.com/17vXEPO 

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      1. Matthew Stott, Ghost Puncher‏ @MattStottWrites 23 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion If you like death, you'll, err, love this..? or something..?. Shopping Channel's and Zombies!http://youtu.be/DDwarONhWfk 

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