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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2013

    The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sundayhttp://onion.com/19qchS2 

    11:45 AM - 22 Jun 2013
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      1. Make em hate ;)‏ @NubianNemesis 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion R.u.t.h.l.e.s.s.!

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      1. Edward Lincoln-Flood‏ @Dpzzle 23 Jun 2013
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        The line starts behind me...RT“@TheOnion: The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday http://onion.com/19qchS2 ”

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      1. Taxed 2 Death n Mass‏ @Taxed2Deth 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion Oh, you're part of the Obamacare law?

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      1. RhymesWithPenny‏ @ScottCreney 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion Not fooling me. That's what causes autism.

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      1. Mark Hodge‏ @HodgeMark 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion where will service be delivered? I live in Australia - is this an "all expenses paid offer"? If so, can I book passage in first?

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      1. Wester Wuori‏ @WesterWuori 22 Jun 2013
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        I have a few suggestions. RT “@TheOnion: The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday http://onion.com/19qchS2 ”

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      1. Dan Tobias‏ @dantobias 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion It's all for the Youth In Asia.

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      2. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 22 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I was all excited. I thought they were euphemizing people.

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      3. Mr. Damage‏ @damagedgears 22 Jun 2013
        Replying to @KPCCofframp

        @KPCCofframp @TheOnion if only. I have several I'd like to proffer for Youth in Asia.

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      1. Snuggle Puppy‏ @SnugglePuppy2 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion :D LMAO

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      1. Witster‏ @witster 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion: The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday http://onion.com/19qchS2  Called 'Soylent Sundays.'

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      1. Mike Powers‏ @poppapow 22 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday http://onion.com/19qchS2 ”-I have a list!

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      1. Justin‏ @individual35837 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion where do I apply ? Asking for a former friend...

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      1. Andy McNulty‏ @aj_mcnulty 22 Jun 2013
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        the way my weekend has been headed. yes please.“@TheOnion: The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday http://onion.com/19qchS2 ”

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      1. Ian Factory Settings‏ @_zizzy_ 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion What time and how free?

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      1. Paula‏ @dentonitis 22 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion do I need someone's permission to add them to the list

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