“@TheOnion: Report: 89 Percent Of Americans Just Want To Go Home Right Now http://onion.com/17sJAqi ” @emmyroseexx
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@TheOnion: Report: 89 Percent Of Americans Just Want To Go Home Right Now http://onion.com/17sJAqi ” agreed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MysticalLaura@TheOnion I'm crying laughing

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@amykahlua me, every day.
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Probably to watch episodes of "Wasn't That Helpful?" RT
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@TheOnion: Report: 89 Percent Of Americans Just Want To Go Home Right Now http://onion.com/17sJAqi ” end of this so true. Never happyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the other 11% are already home :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Also true for those in O'Hare...RT“
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Me. All the time RT: “
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@TheOnion: Report: 89 Percent Of Americans Just Want To Go Home Right Now http://onion.com/17sJAqi ” we don't, comedy club nextThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would think that'd be closer to the mid 90sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Really? A moticum of energy twrd this study is 1 motucum 2 much. How about doing a study smthng obvious: Does ice melt in heat?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: 89 Percent Of Americans Just Want To Go Home Right Now http://onion.com/17sJAqi ” Sounds about right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A little late to tweet that in most time zonesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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