“@TheOnion: "The only thing I can think about is walking into my home, closing the door behind me, and then just lying down."
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's like you read my mind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it is true for me! I am counting down this last hour and 15 min till I clock out! And I'm avoiding work by surfing twitter!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I can relate. MT“
@TheOnion: "The only thing I can think about is closing the door behind me, &lying down." http://onion.com/15rdiFr ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh how true#HappyFridayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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