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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2013

    “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalinhttp://onion.com/11qG4sa 

    8:56 PM - 20 Jun 2013
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    58 replies 997 retweets 245 likes
      1. lydia deetz‏ @thehubbins 20 Jun 2013
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        @llacks “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ”

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      1. SeanPlusPlus‏ @SeanPlusPlus 20 Jun 2013
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        Hhahahahah RT @TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalinhttp://onion.com/11qG4sa 

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      1. Anthony Bonomo‏ @TonaciousB 20 Jun 2013
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        LOL RT @TheOnion “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa 

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      1. Joreen Belocura‏ @AgeofIrony 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @pamela_bonita @Lovely_Loya

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      1. Sean Carroll‏ @seanjoseph022 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” so disrespectful to Joey Stalin

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      1. Amber June‏ @AmberRuthJune 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” I'm sorry but LOL!!!

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      1. Tia Brown‏ @tiambiscuit 21 Jun 2013
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        THE LAST LINE OF THIS ARTICLE “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ”

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      1. Jacob Steinberg‏ @JMackSupreme 21 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @kelllymarieXx3 you mad?

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      1. Amy Wheeler‏ @awheel1 21 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @Galv_ebd

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      1. Ekaterina Lalo‏ @katenka_lalo 21 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” LOL

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      1. Amanda Adámez‏ @AmandaAdamez 20 Jun 2013
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        🏀👏 RT “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ”

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      1. paul m lopez‏ @Paul_M_Lopez 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @micahwiener @espn @MissEmmaGlover

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      1. Sierra Berto‏ @sierraberto 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @PML_Esq

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      1. Meredith Ernst‏ @mere_mae 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @SeanCoughlin7

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      1. Lenya‏ @CAPteach 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ”@MCooper0912 @acbloom1976

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      1. Michael Hagerty‏ @TireKicker 20 Jun 2013
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        Spurs fans at Onion HQ? “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ”

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      1. Johnny le Wicked‏ @JOHNNYtheWICKED 20 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Let’s go Miami Heat! We love this team!" — Joseph Stalin http://onion.com/11qG4sa ” @DougBurrichter

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