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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jun 2013

    BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirementhttp://onion.com/147GPo8 

    12:41 PM - 20 Jun 2013
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    57 replies 662 retweets 129 likes
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      2.  👉Aaron Rubin 👈‏ @Rubytuesday478 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ” is this for real? @zekenoluther @BRutt3

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Sofa King What?‏ @RkNRollaAyatola 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @Rubytuesday478

        @Rubytuesday478 yes, everything @TheOnion posts is 100% real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  👉Aaron Rubin 👈‏ @Rubytuesday478 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @RkNRollaAyatola

        @RkNRollaAyatola oh I didn't know you wanted in on my tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Sofa King What?‏ @RkNRollaAyatola 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @Rubytuesday478

        @Rubytuesday478 that's the great thing about Twitter, you can eavesdrop and jump in on conversations, whenever you want :D

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. DeucesToDaUseless ✌‏ @Ibeblaque 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ” @lasofly if only it were true lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. landon adams‏ @lasofly 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @Ibeblaque

        @Omar_Eberhart oh I wish

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Alan Brewington‏ @abrewi3010 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ” this is great news @HurtBlogger & @chroniccurve

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ryan‏ @WesternRodee 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ” 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Shaun Fusco‏ @shaunyboy33909 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WesternRodee

        @WesternRodee is he really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ryan‏ @WesternRodee 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shaunyboy33909

        @shaunyboy33909 lol no that is just one of those fake websites that make up rumors that idiots believe haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Shaun Fusco‏ @shaunyboy33909 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WesternRodee

        @WesternRodee oh okay it didn't seem real haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. ryan‏ @WesternRodee 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @shaunyboy33909

        @shaunyboy33909 hahaha no

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chandler Moreau‏ @chanman77777 21 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ”

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      2. Patricia Chang‏ @WuTangPDogg 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BeckyRinyo good news for you “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Becky Rinyo‏ @BeckyRinyo 21 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WuTangPDogg

        @WuTangPDogg #nohater

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      2. LSU Sports‏ @LSUSports1 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SouthAlabamaFan WOW WHAT A SHOCKER - I didn't see that one coming. Of course so many will say they did. lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Virgobbi Sports‏ @virgobbi 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @LSUSports1

        @LSUSports1 @TheOnion damn Onion man.. gotta love em! Hahaha

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Madeline Hollern‏ @madelinehollern 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bahaha “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8 ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. SarahThurmond‏ @SarahThurmond 20 Jun 2013
        Replying to @madelinehollern

        Good one! @madelinehollern Bahaha “@TheOnion: BREAKING: LeBron James Announces Retirement http://onion.com/147GPo8  ”

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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