“@TheOnion: "In fact, in a given hour, the typical person is plotting revenge against approximately 56 different people." @lizzyhassard
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@avalongaladriel oh I'm not telling. Revenge has to be a surprise
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@TheOnion who the hell was part of this study?? Seriously!??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well@Kendrick__Iamar has a garage of pictures of every enemy he has had since the age of 5.#blackhippie#blacklipbastardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "In fact, in a given hour, the typical person is plotting revenge against approximately 56 different people."#theyreontomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now you revealed the secret! You are going to have to be #57 for this hour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Damn right I am MT
@TheOnion "In a given hour, the typical person is plotting revenge against 56 different people." http://onion.com/11Qf1TrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm only plotting revenge against 2 people... that must mean someone else is doing it against 110 damnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can see that. Yeah.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Then I'm an overachiever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Drastic underestimateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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