“@TheOnion: McDonald's Considering Franchising After Years Of Being Family Owned And Operated http://onion.com/11Q6cck ” @kateethegrrreat
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@TheOnion We are tired of flipping everyone's burgers and taking orders!! -
@kateethegrrreat@TheOnion THEY DESIRE MORE COMPETITIVE COMPENSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
@Carachute57 Xaoili has been having a hard time lately tho. Most nights, he calls us crying & babbling in a language we don't understand
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@kateethegrrreat Serendipity can't text me anymore. Her fingers were seared clean off from a fry oil burn... Still loves them fries tho.
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@TheOnion McDonald's Considering Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years Of Being Family Owned And Operated http://onion.com/11Q6cckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This one was so amazing. I love you guys.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...that's a Kroc!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn! you Onion! You got me againThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Logan Obama on Celebrity Couples http://youtu.be/iu05kR2j9Jw#Cheers
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MT : I thought they already were!? “
@TheOnion: McDonald's Considers Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years Of Being Family OperatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DressedLikeACow@TheOnion What can you expect from an article by The Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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