@TheOnion Possibly not the wisest choice to put this up today.
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@darrenrichman@TheOnion why? Because of tony soprano? -
@Hwaldron31
@TheOnion Yeah, a beloved national treasure died of a heart attack probably as a result of obesity. -
@darrenrichman @Hwaldron31@TheOnion ...you do know that satire doesn't care about timing, right? -
@whatatravisdee @Hwaldron31
@TheOnion Good satire does. I love the site but think tomorrow would be better. Slightly misjudged. -
@darrenrichman @whatatravisdee@TheOnion he didn't get hit by a bus_he died at 51 because of a lifetime of poor health choices_still sad tho -
@Hwaldron31 @whatatravisdee
@TheOnion I'm aware.
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Fat people don’t deserve any more sympathy than they already get.” http://onion.com/11PUgap ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fat people don't care anymore because if they get fat enough, they'll qualify for a free motorized scooter to do the work for themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Fat people don’t deserve any more sympathy than they already get.” http://onion.com/11PUgap ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is good stuff!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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