@TheOnion I have been waiting my entire life for sucking children to play with asps. I, too, wonder...where is the satire?
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@TheOnion wow scary! God seems a bit tough on his creation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...awesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was actually hoping for the pork chopsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I saw Jesus hit a crazy 3 pointer last night RT
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@TheOnion Oh what Kim Kardashian does for attentions!!#Typical http://www.todayiread.com/r.php?r=youtweet.info/87dsfb6 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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