@TheOnion Jesus needs to wait until at least October to reappear, if he steals the royal baby's lime light I, as a loyal Brit, won't forgive
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@TheOnion not cool.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rickygervais this is brilliant!“@TheOnion: 8 Reasons We Can’t Wait For Jesus To Come Back http://onion.com/11OGqVT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 8 Reasons We Can’t Wait For Jesus To Come Back http://onion.com/11OGqVT ”/wow it sounds fucking AWESOME! Bring im on!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion scary to think there are people who ACTUALLY believe in such a ridiculous fairy-taleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 8 Reasons We Can’t Wait For Jesus To Come Back http://onion.com/11OGqVT The anticipation is to die for....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 8 Reasons We Can’t Wait For Jesus To Come Back http://onion.com/11OGqVT ” Here's what we can all expect.#jesus#godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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