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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jun 2013

    Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Againhttp://onion.com/11XL6vH 

    4:50 PM - 18 Jun 2013
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      1. Owen Jones‏ @ATSowenjones 18 Jun 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Again http://onion.com/11XL6vH 

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      1. Nick Masino‏ @NickMasino 19 Jun 2013
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        Too funny “@TheOnion: Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Again http://onion.com/11XL6vH ”

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      2. Roy Evans‏ @GRoyEvans 19 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @SameiHuda Is this a joke story too? Sounds very plausible to me!

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      3. Samei Huda‏ @SameiHuda 19 Jun 2013
        Replying to @GRoyEvans

        @GRoyEvans the onion is a satirical website so all are jokes but often based on truth

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      4. Roy Evans‏ @GRoyEvans 19 Jun 2013
        Replying to @SameiHuda

        @SameiHuda Yes, I thought so, but good satire is plausible and if not based on truth is scarily possible.

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      1. Luke Muscat‏Verified account @pgmuscat 18 Jun 2013
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        @MrLeePerry Ugh, @TheOnion is disgustingly good. It actually hurts.

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      1.  🎃TarEEK! LaSCARE‏ @tarequelaskar 18 Jun 2013
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        This maybe satire,but scarily close to truth "@TheOnion:Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Again http://onion.com/11XL6vH ”

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      1. silentmouth‏ @silentmouth 18 Jun 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Againhttp://onion.com/11XL6vH 

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      1. NYG‏ @nychappuling 18 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion REALLY? AGAIN!!!

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      1. Michael Mehrazar‏ @kopolee11 18 Jun 2013
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        It's been a while . RT @TheOnion: Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready To Ruin World Again http://onion.com/11XL6vH 

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