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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2013

    Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery | ‘My Doctors Treated Me’http://onion.com/1271q9h 

    7:02 PM - 17 Jun 2013
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    15 replies 386 retweets 133 likes
      1. Ajit Appachu‏ @ajitapachu 17 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion well....we shouldn't forget that the universe is all about vibrations.......

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      1. LogicalThinking‏ @LogicOneOOne 20 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @Simmoa Good stuff then hey? One less person to pray for ...

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      1. Dawn V Jefferson‏ @DawnVJ 18 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion So I suppose he does not believe in the power of prayer!

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      1. Farayi‏ @MsFazy 18 Jun 2013
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        @theonion lol

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      1. James Silva‏ @GuyFauxk 17 Jun 2013
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        @theonion @esperar_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TF?! Lomjita obhale lento ublind...Fuck ur prayers n ish..i want a doctor:''''D

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      1. Lindsay Luppnow‏ @LALuppnow 17 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery | ‘My Doctors Treated Me’ http://onion.com/1271q9h ”

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      1. Cory L. Nilsen‏ @CoryNilsen 17 Jun 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery ‘My Doctors Treated Me’ http://onion.com/1271q9h 

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      1. Mwana Ya RDC‏ @DeuxFoisTe 17 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion hahaha...this old man of Mandela has lost all sanity. Something is no longer right in his head. Blame it on lung infection!

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      1. Austin Wolff‏ @AustinWolff3 17 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion love! Love this story!

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      1. Eliane Anz‏ @ElianeAnz 17 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion It's so sad the way that he thinks. All the prayers matters!!! People send love and that's powerful!!

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      2. MasterOfReality 🏈That the Browns are Good‏ @MOR_XU 17 Jun 2013
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        Hey @BlackburnReview ->“@TheOnion: Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery | ‘My Doctors Treated Me’

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      3. Blackburn Review©®™‏ @BlackburnReview 17 Jun 2013
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        @MOR_XU @TheOnion fantastic!

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      1. David W.‏ @davethetallguy 17 Jun 2013
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        @BadAstronomer ICYMI: @TheOnion: Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery ...http://onion.com/1271q9h 

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      1. Thomas Hanno‏ @thomashanno 17 Jun 2013
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        MT @TheOnion Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery | ‘My Doctors Treated Me’

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      1. ★ 𝖺𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒 𝗋𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗌 ★‏ @Euonymine 17 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery | ‘My Doctors Treated Me’ ” / LMFAO

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