Meat Party! “@TheOnion: Just a giant 80-pound sack of beef, power tools, and Dire Straits albums: http://onion.com/1bE8iAC ”
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@eviestatt sounds like the best Friday ever. -
@mattdarby I wonder if the sack is made out of meat too? Because that would be amazing! -
@eviestatt there is no other way. -
@mattdarby I may have to scratch my garden party and really do this carnivore party. A sack of meat keeps sounding better. I need to eat....
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@TheOnion Girls, isn't it sad,when you're of age to gift daddy his coveted favs age and indulgence have placed most out of bounds :( - 1 more reply
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@theonion Funny stuff ! But these are actually good ideas ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Those all sound like great gifts RT
@TheOnion Just a giant 80-pound sack of beef, power tools, and Dire ... http://tmi.me/YM52JThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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