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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jun 2013

    If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman:http://onion.com/1bDMcyj 

    8:26 AM - 14 Jun 2013
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      1. Deplorable Patriot‏ @beatle_buff 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Obama: "If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be The USA."

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      1. Real Good Gum‏ @RealGoodGum 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion My secret power is the ability to bend tall grasses.

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      1. Kung Fu Carlito‏ @pooplos_z 14 Jun 2013
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        GOLD RT @TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman: http://onion.com/1bDMcyj 

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      1. Lori Quinn‏ @LQuinny7 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd choose to never have to sleep....only if I wanted to!!

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      2. CMG‏ @CariGruz 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lilly_walford See?! RT @TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility.

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      3. Lilly Walford‏ @lilly_walford 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @CariGruz

        @CariGruz you picked x-ray vision loser!

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      4. CMG‏ @CariGruz 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @lilly_walford

        @lilly_walford hahahaha oh yeah! Dangit. If only I could go back in time...

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      5. Lilly Walford‏ @lilly_walford 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @CariGruz

        @CariGruz well since I have ALL of the super powers I could take you back in time but I don't think I will mwahahaha

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      6. CMG‏ @CariGruz 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @lilly_walford

        @lilly_walford you're a monster. 👹

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      7. Lilly Walford‏ @lilly_walford 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @CariGruz

        @CariGruz uh if you emoji was going to use my exact likeness for that one they should have at least paid me

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      1. Alexandra MacDonald‏ @AlexandraM_ART 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion mine would be to remember stuff

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      1. Badgercreekcreations‏ @yolanda64069202 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd be the gf.

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      1. David‏ @dearbongo 14 Jun 2013
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        Funny. Ha ha RT @TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman: http://onion.com/1bDMcyj 

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      1. Priscilla Hofer‏ @pristarla 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion I have always said that if I was a Super Hero I would be the Justifier. I can Justify anything.

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      1.  🎃Danforth Mantooth Space Mummy 🎃‏ @EdKuehnel 14 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion Superman can move so fast he is essentially invisible when he wants to be. Larry Grozniak would have known this. Bring back Larry!

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