@TheOnion Obama: "If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be The USA."
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@TheOnion My secret power is the ability to bend tall grasses.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman: http://onion.com/1bDMcyjThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd choose to never have to sleep....only if I wanted to!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lilly_walford See?! RT@TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility. -
@CariGruz you picked x-ray vision loser! -
@lilly_walford hahahaha oh yeah! Dangit. If only I could go back in time... -
@CariGruz well since I have ALL of the super powers I could take you back in time but I don't think I will mwahahaha -
@lilly_walford you're a monster.
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@CariGruz uh if you emoji was going to use my exact likeness for that one they should have at least paid me
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@TheOnion mine would be to remember stuffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd be the gf.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny. Ha ha RT
@TheOnion: If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility | Commentary By Superman: http://onion.com/1bDMcyjThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have always said that if I was a Super Hero I would be the Justifier. I can Justify anything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Superman can move so fast he is essentially invisible when he wants to be. Larry Grozniak would have known this. Bring back Larry!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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