@TheOnion And to think he was just six days away from retirement.
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@TheOnion They said that last time. SuspiciousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion His last words were recorded as; "Ugh. Finally!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why does this keep happening?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my grandmother is 96 !#WhatDoYouThinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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