Sometimes I just want to say "screw it" and go write for @TheOnion. Most of their satire hits harder than the "real" news anyways.
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ”#shadeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ” funny - ouch :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ”@DrBrianMay satire at its finestThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well, there goes any hope of going there, I guess.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planethttp://onion.com/1422NZPThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Aliens Find Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ” Wrong liberal media. It's not uninhabitable it just smells like pee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Good read!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ” Made my day!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet http://onion.com/1422NZP ”#SciFiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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