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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jun 2013

    40 Numbers Under 40http://onion.com/175Y6UR 

    10:51 AM - 13 Jun 2013
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    • Joe Bucciero kyle butcher Carol Hartsell Mel Stefaniuk Nick Rizzo mattblum David Andrzejewski Amalie Barras Dimitar Bonev
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      1. Steve Akins‏ @SteveAkinsSEO 14 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR  via @TheOnion @eoghanmccabe

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      1. ethan‏ @ethan_jaynes 13 Jun 2013
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        absolutely incredible. “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ”

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      1. Ramono‏ @Ramon_Romano 15 Jun 2013
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        You have to fucking love The Onion. RT @TheOnion 40 Numbers Under 40http://onion.com/175Y6UR 

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      1. Mazdak Rezvani‏ @mazdak 14 Jun 2013
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        @parislemon could've easily been a BusinessInsider piece. Nice scoop @TheOnion.

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      1. Sebastian Park‏Verified account @SebPark 13 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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      1. MAGA meow!  🇺🇸 ❤‏ @cellardoor93 13 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion TELL US!!!!

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      1. Adrian Lurssen‏ @AdrianLurssen 13 Jun 2013
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        The Onion going after @buzzfeed market share RT @TheOnion 40 Numbers Under 40http://onion.com/175Y6UR 

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      1. Andy Whitehead‏ @patentandy 13 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ” #lol

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      1. Laura Pearson‏ @tislaurapearson 13 Jun 2013
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        See who made the list. Some surprising inclusions! RT “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ”

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      1. Malavvika Kulashekar‏ @malavvika 13 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ” won't lie, I went through every single slide...for quality assurance...

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      1. amee‏ @ameeko 13 Jun 2013
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        Fascinating “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ”

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      2. Matthew Beaver‏ @mbeaver6 13 Jun 2013
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        Number 37 is my favorite. “@TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR ”

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      4. Matthew Beaver‏ @mbeaver6 13 Jun 2013
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        @doublesee26 The negative one is #37 Curtis...

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      6. Matthew Beaver‏ @mbeaver6 13 Jun 2013
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        @doublesee26 That was kinda the whole point of the article...

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      1. Brendan Wayfarer‏ @brendanwayfarer 13 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion wouldn't that be 39? Or does zero count? How about 40 bullet points that equal zero?

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      1. Ryne V.‏ @RyneVanK 13 Jun 2013
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        Really glad I clicked through all of these. RT @TheOnion: 40 Numbers Under 40 http://onion.com/175Y6UR 

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