@TheOnion
Omg, oh no!
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *Slow Clap*.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sadly this article could pass for a REAL news item...#GeezersObstructingProgressThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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