Omfg "@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ”
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@ameeko I...can't...even. Where's the staccato toenail clipping? It is the high hat to his farting bass.
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@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ”@laurenn_schmitt@sexilips21 just read this!!!#dyingrightnowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ”#wtfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this makes me never want to get married ever. - 1 more reply
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too funny..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ” This made my dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm back temping in an accounting office where this exact same thing happens to me Excuse me while I balance this deposit to blissThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ” @JasonRamstad Hahahahahahahaha The Onion may have just peakedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the only kind to haveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DeanMMorrow there are no words hahahaha “@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Three words: shuddering vaginal orgasm." http://onion.com/11TTKqB ” -Funniest thing i've ever read!! Love@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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