“@TheOnion: Nothing Gets Me Wetter Than A Monotonous Domestic Routine | Commentary: http://onion.com/12j7e5v ”@nopixrix
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@TheOnion: Nothing Gets Me Wetter Than A Monotonous Domestic Routine | Commentary: http://onion.com/12j7e5v ” @N_HammondsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@The40YearOldBoy this article makes me wonder what I'm doing wrong in my daily routine not to get this result... -
@shoelacedreams: This article makes me wonder why my wife left - I was CLEARLY doing everything right. -
@The40YearOldBoy perhaps she was just unable to deal with the mind blowing orgasms in such multitudes? -
@shoelacedreams: "Perhaps she was just unable to deal with the mind-numbing tedium in such abundance?" FTFY -
@The40YearOldBoy Aw maybe, but maybe it was the overuse of vague acronyms that could stand for anything.. -
@shoelacedreams: I find acronyms useful, but YMMV.
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Pretty wrong and pretty funny!! “
@TheOnion: Nothing Gets Me Wetter Than A Monotonous Domestic Routine | Commentary: http://onion.com/12j7e5v ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I HEAR THATThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You've done it againThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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