@TheOnion @jess_mccoy This article means everything to me.
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@TheOnion Thanks for a good laugh. :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Everyone who attempts to lose weight has only ended up disappointed and heartbroken http://onion.com/11DdQcZ ” ha ha ha

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@hillarykrancc The Onion is a satirical news network.
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@TheOnion Time for you guys to do a story about Snowden as a Patriot asst. coach.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's way more true than it should be.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Break out the biscuits - Study says don't bother trying to lose weight http://onion.com/11DdQcZ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm extremely successful at gaining weight! Ask me how!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A man who might disagree with that, is that guy everyone keeps talking about who is masterbating to lose weight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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