@TheOnion RT @nprnews: Hey, Fellas, Olive Oil And Nuts Tied to Prostate Cancer Survivalhttp://n.pr/165FNv2
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@TheOnion "I'm blind and my dog is dead", does that count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:Granted; it's pure(?)blind fate when one hasn't got the hang of how to peel an onion:Dear Brutus, it cld lie in da genes+DNA+Diet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "The only thing that can help you avoid terminal diseases is pure, blind fate." http://onion.com/11DdQcZ ”#scienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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