@TheOnion NASA's covered up they've found life on Mars. Amazingly there was a cat there! But Curiosity accidentally drove over & killed it.
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@TheOnion It's probably@Lubavitch. Chabad is everywhere :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Curiosity Rover To Explore Massive Martian Synagogue http://onion.com/15PpxOx ”#fbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I heard that the Bi-curiosity Rover was exploring Martian sexual orientation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Curiosity Rover To Explore Massive Martian Synagogue http://onion.com/15PpxOx ” After 15 minutes@TheOnion finally spoke up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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