Oh god. “@TheOnion: 30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money http://onion.com/11vjvC1 ”
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@piercehaar RT “@TheOnion: 30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money http://onion.com/11vjvC1 ” in your future??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sad bc it may be true. “
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I wish!
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I'm only 23 and this is too real. RT
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@TheOnion: 30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money http://onion.com/11vjvC1 ” hahahah yup. ;}Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money http://onion.com/11vjvC1 ”@siohsikay probably did this -
@ActuallyIammie@TheOnion that's silly. you never spend birthday money on groceries. that shit is for making it rain.#ballerlifestyle -
@siohsikay Oh. I didn't realize you were about that lifestyle.#saidnobodyever
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@TheOnion Pay only half of phone bill? Next birthday, may get nothing from grandparents.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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