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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Jun 2013

    Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perchhttp://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

    5:45 PM - 5 Jun 2013
    • 140 Retweets
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    • Hunter Ashish Chand Kevin Meyers jeremiah jacques Mary-Kim Arnold 김 미 진 Gov. Craig Hlavaty (I-Texas) Stu Livingston Hans Tristan Andersen Matt Kremnitzer
    16 replies 140 retweets 46 likes
      1. Mary-Kim Arnold 김 미 진‏ @mkimarnold 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn ” I AM A WATCHER OF LIMITLESS VISION

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      1. WesleyPoer‏ @WesleyPoer 6 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn  @sixerfan13

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      2. Michael Welsh‏ @MJWelsh 6 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn ” @sophiedar just like me, muhahaha!

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      3. ptj‏ @ptj_ 6 Jun 2013
        Replying to @MJWelsh

        @MJWelsh @sophiedar way to blow your cover! I'm gonna gchat you stories all day now!!!

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      1. Tim Will‏ @timothytwill 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @davidmmesser “@TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn ”

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      1. Sara Wood‏ @woodsarawood 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is me, and I am him. RT @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

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      1. Briana Morgan and/or @brianalmorgan@jawns.club‏ @babefromtoyland 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MissCaruso I've been spying on you RT @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perchhttp://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

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      1. Joshua Ferris‏ @joshuaferris 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeff Young = @prcooley. @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

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      1. Therealstephenbannon‏ @s_bannon 5 Jun 2013
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        @jkbannon “@TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perch http://onion.com/ZPRuXn ”

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      1. The Notorious L.I.L.‏ @mitch_mclachlan 5 Jun 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Secret order THAT, NSA. RT: @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perchhttp://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

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      1. Alissa VVilkinson‏Verified account @alissamarie 5 Jun 2013
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        This is me guys, despite gender // RT @TheOnion: Man Invisible On Gchat Observes World From Impregnable Perchhttp://onion.com/ZPRuXn 

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      1. The Heart‏Verified account @theheartradio 5 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion This is me http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-invisible-on-gchat-observes-world-from-impregn,32701/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:other:default …

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      1. •‏ @daws213 5 Jun 2013
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        @freakshow099 @theonion that's not even satire, that's the paranoid freakshow

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