@TheOnion who do you think cuts the president's toenails?
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@TheOnion: "Look, there’s one right there." – Barack Obama http://onion.com/11ljuNA ” The Onion is so fucking greatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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