Too real RT @TheOnion: ARIES: Your radical new look will cause heads to turn, as complete strangers hurry to avoid eye contact with you
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@ChefyStephie LOL. What goes it say about Caps? Cross the street to avoid violence? ;-)
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@TheOnion so true! I'm sporting the post ill look. Drawn, grey and dehydrated. It's the new black.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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horoscope today:
@TheOnion: ARIES: Your radical new look will cause heads to turn, as complete strangers hurry to avoid eye contact with youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: ARIES: Your radical new look will cause heads to turn, as complete strangers hurry to avoid eye contact with you" Normal day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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