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Is this me, or what?
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@MikeDanger989 RT“@TheOnion:Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” -
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@MikeDanger989 "who remembered his parents had a house and two cars at his age."
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@TheOnion: In Local News: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” yepThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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ME IRL. RT
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Way to hit home, Onion. MT
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@TheOnion: In Local News: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TJWoodstockNY@TheOnion Me too. My mom is always ready to help remind me - End of conversation
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