@TheOnion that's what my retirement will consist of. I plan on scarcely leaving the house.
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@TheOnion Serving up the best personal finance advice around.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kevinolearytv Is this true?#dragonsden#SharkTankThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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