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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 May 2013

    Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilitieshttp://onion.com/12kq2CC 

    8:20 PM - 30 May 2013
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      1. Jordy Hall‏ @jordy1327 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” @FrickMasterFlex

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      1. Nathan Chan‏ @chandyman 26 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @andi0rz story of my life cc @justjken

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      1. Amber Weinberg‏ @amberweinberg 31 May 2013
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        Me. Every single night. “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ”

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      1. Jamie Cerretti‏ @jmecerretti 31 May 2013
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        So accurate. RT @TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilitieshttp://onion.com/12kq2CC 

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      1. Peter D'Agostino‏ @The_Dagger_ 30 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” @cookiekrums

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      1. Paloma Ellis‏ @imakenoises 30 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” actually my life

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      1. Steve Jortles, But Spooky‏ @Galileo908 30 May 2013
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        This is me. RT @TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilitieshttp://onion.com/12kq2CC 

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      1. Matt Hartley‏ @rmatthartley 30 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” #mylife

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      2. Helen Battersby‏ @Helephone 30 May 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilitieshttp://onion.com/12kq2CC 

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      1. Jason Trevisan‏ @jasontrevisan 6 Jun 2013
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        Man this is accurate. “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ”

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      1. Michael Fuoco‏ @mikefuoco 4 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ”@DrGrobz

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      1. Michaela Bisienere‏ @mbisienere 1 Jun 2013
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        @TheOnion @addhave this is me all summer so far....miss u plz come home now

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      1. Helen Joanne‏ @MrsHodge1978 1 Jun 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC ” @davehodgo

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      1. Melissa Douglas‏ @LissaDouglas 31 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: WOMan On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of Her Responsibilities"

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      1. Sarah Noonan‏ @SarNoon 31 May 2013
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        I relate. RT @TheOnion Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilitieshttp://onion.com/12kq2CC 

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      1. Guy Shalev‏ @GuyShalev 31 May 2013
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        @nekoewen @theonion And this is how people withdraw from society :O

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      1. Bobby T.‏ @B0bbyD1g1tal 31 May 2013
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        I am Marshall Platt. RT @TheOnion: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/12kq2CC 

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