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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 May 2013

    19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feudhttp://onion.com/19pOeDH 

    5:55 PM - 30 May 2013
    • 163 Retweets
    • 62 Likes
    • el sabor Acataria SCOTUS Frat Puke Tyson Megown Kiernan Majerus-Collins Mike GidgetWA Mark Williams Sridhar Sattiraju
    23 replies 163 retweets 62 likes
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      2. Patrick Lagacé‏Verified account @kick1972 31 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ” @LussiD ÇA c'est un tweetfigt

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      1. Banafsheh #VoteBlue‏ @IAmBanafsheh 31 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ZOMG twitter changed for ever today! LOL RT @TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feudhttp://onion.com/19pOeDH 

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      1. Baxter Holmes‏Verified account @Baxter 31 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Side-splitting laughter RT @TheOnion 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feudhttp://onion.com/19pOeDH 

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      2. sarah jesudason‏ @fledglingnerd 31 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Needed to laugh, so: “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ”

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      3. asiana grande‏ @foodie521 31 May 2013
        Replying to @fledglingnerd

        @gemsandpurls "As in YOU'RE a bunch of 70-year old grandmothers who will die soon." I die. In the figurative sense.

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      2. The Birdist‏ @TheBirdist 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ” these hurt, Obama. #nobama

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      1. Peter Allen‏ @pcallen1 31 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The @audubonsociety vs. @BarackObama Twitter Feudhttp://onion.com/19pOeDH 

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      1. Ronald Grey‏ @RonaldGrey 31 May 2013
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        SAVE THE CRITTERS (seriously) - Learn more: http://RonaldGrey.com/JoinMe  cc: @TheOnion @extinctsymbol @SSJE @KarlRove re: #creation

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      1. Kristina Litchford Old‏ @kold830 31 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ” this is the most hilarious thing ever.

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      1. J. C. Cohen‏Verified account @juscohen 31 May 2013
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        Amazing RT @TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feudhttp://onion.com/19pOeDH 

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      1. Roy Brown‏ @royfrancisbrown 31 May 2013
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        I hurt from laughing “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ”

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      1. BibaGirrrl‏ @BibaGirrrl 30 May 2013
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        @TheOnion #Brilliant Absolutely hilarious!!

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      1. Alex Covert‏ @ajeancovert 30 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ” @therealdsoyk

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      2. Anthony‏ @realAJkane 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud http://onion.com/19pOeDH ” @wkdslo

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      3. Tom mcintosh‏ @wkdslo 30 May 2013
        Replying to @realAJkane

        @realAJkane is this real life

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      4. Anthony‏ @realAJkane 30 May 2013
        Replying to @wkdslo

        @wkdslo I'm assuming someone hacked the Obama page

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      5. Tom mcintosh‏ @wkdslo 30 May 2013
        Replying to @realAJkane

        @realAJkane hahaha typical 1st world problems

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      6. Anthony‏ @realAJkane 30 May 2013
        Replying to @wkdslo

        @wkdslo hahahah

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