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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2013

    Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hinthttp://onion.com/10xMyoF 

    4:55 PM - 28 May 2013
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      1. Jo-Jo‏ @jackthejoekr 28 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tears RT @TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF 

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      1. Michael Cohen‏ @speechboy71 28 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Slow Clap RT @TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF 

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      1. Adam Brodsky‏ @adambrodsky 28 May 2013
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        Bravo Sirs. “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ”

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      2. Jimmy!‏ @hastings_jim 28 May 2013
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        Hey @tbvike who knew?! RT “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ”

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      3. Birddog‏ @tbvike 28 May 2013
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        @hastings_jim Ha ha!

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      1. Brian Shirley‏ @briandshirley 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ” @TheBoombDiggity

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      1. Amy‏ @inspiredzone 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ” Best response ever

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      1. Tom Fili‏ @Tom_Fili 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ”

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      1. Pokey Lokey‏ @PokeyLokey 28 May 2013
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        Luv it “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ”

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      1. Gregg Dourgarian‏ @GreggDourgarian 28 May 2013
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        @TheOnion as a Minnesotan i am proud of Adrian for speaking out against gay marriage

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      1. JR‏ @BlackMrRogers 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ” #ChrisBoshHaaaaaay lol

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      1. Stewart Mattheis‏ @welcometoADD 28 May 2013
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        @TheOnion : Breaking news! No one allowed to have an opinion different from Hollywood elite. Wait. Never mind, that's old news.

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      1. Robert Pickett‏ @UFVarsity 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ” @DrAndrewDSC

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      1. Joseph Lindberg‏Verified account @JosephLindberg 28 May 2013
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        .@CClonts in the running re: best tweet RT @TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF 

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      1. Brien‏ @BDthewackness 28 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Today In Sports: Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint http://onion.com/10xMyoF ” @BrettDaley

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