@TheOnion he needs a tracking device
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@TheOnion@randiradio# John McCain#get off my lawn!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sad he was yelling at Syrians to "Get off my hummus !"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion y is he there. Not on official WH business. Can u say sabotage or treasonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bwahaha next thing you know he will want to run for pres. and have a bubble headed brunette as his running mate..oh wait,nevermindThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, the article/tweet we've all been waiting on!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He will get into Syria's troubleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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