@TheOnion TOLD YOU I WAS BACKED BY SCIENCE.
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@Kelseymcq Who knew?! “@TheOnion: "You can always steer with your knees." — National Transportation Safety Board http://onion.com/115JG1G ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@destroyerofmen except you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New study...24% of US Drivers have come close to causing an accident due to using their cellphone:http://bit.ly/1aK31w9Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "You can always steer with your knees." — National Transportation Safety Board http://onion.com/115JG1G ” @bestowers Yes!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT Hahaha
@TheOnion: "You can always steer with your knees." — National Transportation Safety Boardhttp://onion.com/115JG1GThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel safer not trying to hide my phone anymore while I read the onion and drive! Now I can focus of just 2 things at a time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Nice try
@jc10034, but "no"... RT@TheOnion: "You can always steer with your knees." — NTSB http://onion.com/115JG1G#IchooselifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "You can always steer with your knees." — National Transportation Safety Board http://onion.com/115JG1G ”@LiamWrongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't encourage the dumbasses lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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