@TheOnion Ok, but I'll be mad if the secret to immortality is "Don't die!"
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@TheOnion Haha. Nice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The secret is "Be a lobster", isn't it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hiring: Director of Immortality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "May the ox of journalism always be yoked to the cart of commerce." Keep up the good work!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FUCKING CLICK PEOPLE, COME ON!!! Larry King can't be the only one who knows any longer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would click your sponsored ads a million times if you would teach me the secret of making money from online advertisingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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