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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2013

    Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sicknesshttp://onion.com/Zepbl2 

    9:20 PM - 22 May 2013
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      1. Dana's Domain‏ @dana_reinke 23 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you jerks, The duchess has a life-threatening illness called hg--not morning sickness. Time to fire that fact checker.

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      1. Laura Fotheringham‏ @LauraLaudilou 23 May 2013
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        @TheOnion. She is human? What? Shut your fucking mouth Oniony goodness.

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      1. Julienne Isaacs‏ @isaacs_julienne 22 May 2013
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        More of the cutting-edge, in-depth coverage we expect from @TheOnion: Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness http://onion.com/Zepbl2 

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      2. Alejandro Arbona  🇵🇷 💀 🕷 🎃‏ @Alejandrobot 22 May 2013
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        Couldn't figure out the joke until I clicked on the link. RT @TheOnion Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness http://onion.com/Zepbl2 

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      3. Project XRay Saboteur‏ @PhysicistLisa 22 May 2013
        Replying to @Alejandrobot

        @Alejandrobot oh god that made me very loudly laugh in public. Wow

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      1. Jordan Marciniak‏ @jordanmarciniak 22 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness http://onion.com/Zepbl2 ” who the fuck made that picture #exorcist

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      1. Cindy MacDougall‏ @Cinmacd 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion oh, piss off. Everyone makes fun of #hyperemesis sufferers, even docs. It's so funny for pg women to vomit blood for months.

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      1. CliveO‏ @2CliveO 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Kate Middleton story makes me sick to!

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      1. IncitingGrumbles‏ @IncitingGrumble 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion that is weird...

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      1. jane bond‏ @bondjane007 22 May 2013
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        @theonion Let's hope so.She still is a human being. Just a royal 1 now!

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      1. Alyssa‏ @Dixiewolfff 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Repugnant Duchess of Cambridge. Finally, my dyslexia is talking sense!

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      1. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion #TheStruggle

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      1. CheekyValentine‏ @CheekyVTheDQ 22 May 2013
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        @TheOnion #PregnancyHappens

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