@TheOnion @AP @arishapiro @edhenryTV 

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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV Revise for more accurate satire:? "New NPR guidelines - smug, self-satisfied fisting"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV no need for thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV whaaaat lol smhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV OH NO YOU DIDN'T!#I'mrubberyou'reglueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV ya'll ain't right for this shit! LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV lolololololThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AP@arishapiro@edhenryTV Well, at least everyone at NPR has small hands...?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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